It was time. Timothy Fitzgerald called his two friends. "Lucilius. Jaelo. It's time to expose some gaping holes." Lucilius and Jaelo both knew what he meant. Today was the day they were going to hack into all the screens and electronic billboards of the Citadel in order to display a picture of a man stretching his anus. Goatse. The trio had been planning this for months. Timothy immediately went to the window of his apartment. His job was to look out the window of his apartment to make sure the hack worked. Jaelo was the one doing the hacking. Lucilius was Jaelo's hacker buddy. All three roles were equally important. After Timothy got to the window, Lucilius asked, "You in position, Tim?"
"Yes I am, Lucilius. You ready, Jaelo?"
"Ready as I'll ever be, Timothy."
"Great," Timothy replied.
"Let's rock."
It took a while. But eventually, Lucilius and Jaelo managed to bypass the security systems and get in.
"Timothy. We're in."
"Excellent. Ready to scar everyone on the Citadel for life?" Timothy inquired.
"Hell yeah," Lucilius replied.
"Okay. Let's count to 3 all together," said Timothy.
"Sure," said Jaelo.
"On the count of three, you will EXPOSE the gaping holes. Ready?"
"Yes," replied Lucilius and Jaelo.
"One."
"Two."
"Three."
Suddenly, screams and moans could be heard from outside. People were aghast at the picture of the human stretching his anus far beyond what could be possibly healthy. And this wasn't local. This was everywhere on the Citadel. Even the goddamned COUNCIL saw the image. Immediately, the trio burst into extreme laughter. But then they knew. They had to flee the Citadel before they were caught. And so they split up and fled. Timothy eventually became a crew member of the Wyvern. But that is a story of another day.
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